Humor
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

24 A POLYGAMOUS CASANOVA … AFTER SHE GAVE ME the news, I took her into a nearby cafeteria so we could sit down. The ceiling was high. The lights were ...
( Category: Genre Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

18 WHEN WEDNESDAY CAME, Paul stopped by his farm early in the morning and gave Mr. Haycox his instructions. Mr. Haycox made it clear that he wasn’t a parlor maid. ...
( Category: Contemporary February 7,2018 )
mobi, pdf |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

The purpose of it was to kill people by jazzing them with more electricity than their bodies could stand. Dwayne Hoover had seen it twice—once during a tour of the ...
( Category: Science Fiction February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george [carlin,george]

There is a clear line of evolution between “Shoot” and “Seven Words.” The piece grew out of a desire to talk about language standards and the inconsistency in them. So ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

Legally drunk . Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!” You know where you can stick it . Why do we assume everyone ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:carlin,george

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david [sedaris,david]

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david [sedaris,david]

c.o.g. The bus from North Carolina to Oregon takes four days, which breaks down to roughly seventy-five thousand hours if one is traveling without the aid of a strong animal ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:Jonathan Swift [Swift, Jonathan]

THE END OF THE SECOND PART. Part III A VOYAGE TO LAPUTA, BALNIBARBI, LUGGNAGG, GLUBBDUBDRIB, AND JAPAN Chapter I The author sets out on his third voyage. Is taken by ...
( Category: Classics February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david

The passage of time has not altered my father’s obsessive attention to my sisters’ weight and appearance. He wonders why the girls don’t drop by more often, and then when ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:sedaris,david [sedaris,david]

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...
( Category: Humor February 7,2018 )
epub |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:bryson,bill [bryson,bill]

( Category: Words, Language & Grammar February 7,2018 )
mobi |eng | 2012-02-07 | Author:brooks,max [brooks,max]

Unknown B. Does it have a source of fresh water for not only you but any animals you decide to bring? Remember that you will require water for a multitude ...
( Category: Genre Fiction February 7,2018 )